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Most of all, people pleasers try to nourish other people without adequately nourishing themselves. We all know the line they say on airplanes, it’s become cliche: before helping anyone else put on their oxygen mask, put on your own. But this is as true in our emotional lives as it is in airplane safety. When we try to help others without actually being supportive of ourselves, we all end up running out of oxygen.
Person 1: unable to help haters.
Unable by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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When I urinated on myself, I'm always unable to strip off my Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs Undies.
Unable by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023
(verb) The opposite of enable. Enabling brings new capabilities, while enabling removes existing capabilities.
The U. S. Supreme Court's Dobbs decision has unabled a woman's free access to abortion in many states.

The "search by date" feature was unabled in the latest release of their software..
Unable by Frustrated_Driver September 21, 2023

unable to can 

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.
Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

unable to sit properly

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'
text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome