narutosexual

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1. The exclusive sexual attraction to Uzumaki Naruto from the popular Japanese anime and manga, "Naruto," and nothing/no one else.

2. The exclusive sexual attraction to narutomaki, a Japanese fish cake (kamaboko) topping on Japanese noodles, such as ramen.

Example (#1) Uchiha Sasuke

Someone: "Hey, Sasuke, are you gay? Girls drools all over you, yet you simply ignore them."

Sasuke: "Nah, dude. I'm narutosexual."

Example (#2)

Person A: "Wow, that narutomaki fish cake looks hot."
Person B: "Bro, are you like, narutosexual?"

narutosexual by kireibishoujo November 9, 2017

Words you can keep

harutosexual

A person who is only attracted to treasure’s Watanabe Haruto

-umm hi... can I have your number?

-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

harutosexual by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

Related Words

narutosexual • harutosexual • Narcosexual • narusexual • natosexual • Naturosexual • nagito sexual

harutosexual

Person who is only attracted to Treasure’s Haruto

-Umm hi... can I have your number?
-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

harutosexual by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

narusexual

A person, normally a crazed fangirl, who dreams about and would like to perform any sexual deed with any character from the anime/manga Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. They are normally fans of hentai, yaoi and yuri. They also make noises such as "fangasms" when excited by the show and/or manga. They also participate in things like roleplay and read fanfiction.

Fangirl 1: Oh my god, I love Sasuke so much!

Fangirl 2: Wow, are you a narusexual?

narusexual by Shikatard September 15, 2011

Nagitosexual

You’ll never be valid. Go touch some grass.

Hey Tracy, I’m coming out
Aww, I’ll support yo-
I’m Nagitosexual
…Zoey go touch some grass-

Nagitosexual by ThatOnePicosSchoolFan August 29, 2021

Naturosexual

When you're slutty until your mid 20s and then you settle down for one person eventually

Tiffany: "Are you still screwing brad, kyle, and travis?"
Becca: "No, I am a naturosexual now and am strictly with chad."

Naturosexual by me'siah May 2, 2021

natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper

"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."

natosexual by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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