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netrosexual 

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
netrosexual by elliott February 4, 2005
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netrosexual 

n. 1. A person who regularly seeks out web sites that provide erotic content. 2. A person who regularly interacts erotically with others on the internet through chatrooms, newsgroups, forums or email. May use anonymity to disguise their true age, gender or usual sexual orientation. —netrosexuality n.
Many internet users are "closet" netrosexuals.
netrosexual by jsavage December 13, 2003

Netrosexual 

A word for people who are in a virtual relationship or flirt like they are in one but deny it. Commonly associated with matching profile pictures, statuses that are linked and giving or receiving nitro.
Those damn Netrosexuals make me sick.
Netrosexual by TheApolloArcher September 12, 2022

Netrosexual 

Describes a person that only acts gay when online. Follows the trendy "Metrosexual" term.
Matt: "Want to cyber?"
Bob: "No.. I hear you are a fake.. A Phony.. You Netrosexual you.."
Netrosexual by AtaRi. July 20, 2006

netrosexual 

A netrosexual is an male who pays attention to sexual interactions only via impersonal media such as mobile technology and the internet.
Anthony Weiner is the epitome of a netrosexual. He can only respond to uploads of body parts or sexts from anonymous women.
netrosexual by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

Metrosexual 

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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