Definitions by jwrj53

Bacon 

slang for Penis
written by James Jobe, Eli Joyner, and Ashley Bishop.

She ate my bacon.
I had to use more bacon grease.

Bacon by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Alaska Blumpkin 

A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.

Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.

I gave her an alaska blumpkin.

Alaska Blumpkin by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Alaska Pipeline

Freezing a condom and shitting in it and using it to fuck someone in the ass

Did you bang her?
No, she only wanted a alaska pipeline.

Alaska Pipeline by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Nitrosexual 

Someone who has sex with men, women, animals, and inanimate objects.

I saw a guy fucking a dog, and then a water bottle, he must be a nitrosexual.

Nitrosexual by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

Habile 

Prostitute or Hooker

John has sex for money, he must be a habile.

Habile by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

Hoe 

Someone who has sex everyday
also spelled Ho

John banged everyday this week, hes such a hoe

Hoe by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

Whore freckle 

A mole on the upper lip the makes you like a hooker.

Kaden has a whore freckle hes such a hooker.

Whore freckle by jwrj53 August 24, 2011