elliott's definitions

late pass

(n.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" (v., latepass)
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a metaphorical object one takes or gives to signify that whatever was thought to be new and interesting is, in fact, old and already widely circulated

Between my recent "revelation" that tomatoes are actually fruits and my "invention" of the term "goofle," I am receiving far too many late passes recently, and I may very well be suspended.

by Elliott September 10, 2005

grizzlebees

Slang term for any fast-food joint. Originated on SeaLab 2021.

Did somebody order GRIZZLEBEES? (in an unidentifiable germanesque accent)

by Elliott January 13, 2004

ramen hangover

headache, dry mouth and other hangover-like symptoms which may occur as a result of the consumption of ramen noodles before bed

(Ramen hangover, caused by intake of too much MSG and/or sodium, may be prevented by drinking copious amounts of water as a supplement to pre-bedtime ramen.)

Randy complained to his roommate Kyung that although he had not had even one beer last night, his mouth was dry and his head hurt as if he had a hangover. Kyung just laughed and said, "Randy, is it really all such a blur? Last night before bed, you ate six packs of my Shin Ramyun Seafood flavor while watching Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoons. You, my friend, are suffering from ramen hangover."

by Elliott February 10, 2005

netrosexual

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium

Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.

by elliott February 4, 2005

neolojism

1. unexpected and/or uncontrollable ejaculation upon the learning of a particularly apt new word or phrase

2. the ejaculate produced in such a situation

Neolojism was a serious problem among Frankfurt school theorists, and it is rumored that Foucault never procreated not because of his sexual orientation, but instead, because he wasted all of his seed in this manner.

Elliott, was just a freshman when he wrote the working paper on ramen noodles in which he coined, among other neologisms, "ramen hangover." Upon reading the paper, Professor Stevens felt a mysterious cool sensation in his pants, and sending a spelunking hand into his pants to explore, found a copious amount of ejaculate. Elliott gasped, and with a surprised tone, asked, "Professor Stevens, is this your first experience with neolojism?"

by Elliott February 16, 2005

goofle

(n.) or (v.)

etymology: a portmanteau of google and goof

1. a text string mistakenly submitted to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words

2. the act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words

One of Google's main objectives in implementing its suggested spellings function was to correct goofles, thereby making use of the internet significantly easier for poor spellers and middle school students worldwide.

Raj goofled with surprisingly unpleasant results when, during his annual powerpoint and internet-based presentation to the board of directors of 3M, he Google image searched for "pos tit notes."

by Elliott July 20, 2008

snausage party

etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage

function: noun

a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people

Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!

by Elliott July 20, 2008