Woolwit's definitions

Neterosexual

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.

A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.

by Woolwit October 3, 2010