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Nascardio 

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.
Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!
Nascardio by Fotofly November 30, 2010
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NASCARing 

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.
Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .
NASCARing by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008

nastardization 

A neologism (made up word) combining "nasty" and "bastardization". Used to convey disgust at a silly or inappropriate running together of two or more words.
Ironically, "nastardization" is a nastardization in and of itself.
nastardization by ViperGeek January 23, 2016

NASCARJIMMY2 

Nascarjimmy2 is a runescape player constantly jacked up on pcp and meth. He likes the skill of woodcutting and he likes bestiality.
(13:27:53) <@nascarjimmy2> brb i got cum all over my face
NASCARJIMMY2 by onlight23 July 22, 2009

Nascarist 

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.
You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar
A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.
Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.
NASCARita by pdhski August 17, 2008

NASCARING 

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race
dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won
NASCARING by June Bug69 November 11, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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