Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

NASCARing

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .

by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008

nastardization

A neologism (made up word) combining "nasty" and "bastardization". Used to convey disgust at a silly or inappropriate running together of two or more words.

Ironically, "nastardization" is a nastardization in and of itself.

by ViperGeek January 23, 2016

NASCARJIMMY2

Nascarjimmy2 is a runescape player constantly jacked up on pcp and meth. He likes the skill of woodcutting and he likes bestiality.

(13:27:53) <@nascarjimmy2> brb i got cum all over my face

by onlight23 July 22, 2009

Nascarist

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.

You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar

by YourIQmultipliedbythree June 3, 2009

NASCARita

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.

Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.

by pdhski August 17, 2008

NASCARING

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race

dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won

by June Bug69 November 11, 2010