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NASCARing 

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.
Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .
NASCARing by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008
A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.
Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.
NASCARita by pdhski August 17, 2008

NASCARING 

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race
dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won
NASCARING by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

Narcasistic 

Narcasism / being a Narcasist / acting Narcasistic

Sarcastic narcissism

1. making fun of narcissistic people
2. trying to hide narcissism by acting sarcastic
3. misspelling 'narcissistic/narcissism'
"OH MY GOODNESS I'M SoOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooooo GOOD LOOKING!!!" says the girl while sarcastically looking at herself in a mirror for the tenth time in the past hour.
"Stop acting narcasistic!"
Narcasistic by moonpotato October 23, 2018

nascarsistic 

HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.
What a nascarsistic S.O.B ! THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF AN ECNALUBMA DRIVER.
nascarsistic by terryzz February 14, 2009

Nascarization 

1. Similar to 'walmartization', specifically in a motorsports context.

2. A combination of dumbing down, baseless hyperbole and incessant hype at the cost of more worthwhile pursuits, esp. technically relevant pursuits.
"I can't find any international touring car races on TV since speedvision got all nascarized."

"Yeah, they've started the nascarization of motorsport in Canada and Mexico now."

"Too bad. I thought Canadians were pretty well educated..."

Nascarization by Unconvinced March 3, 2007