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NASCARing 

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.
Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .
NASCARing by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008
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NASCARING 

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race
dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won
NASCARING by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

NASCARing 

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
NASCARing by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021
A south african slag word mostly used by coloureds meaning irritating
Yoh that teacher is naaring
Naaring by South African child March 14, 2021

Nascarist 

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.
You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar
A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.
Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.
NASCARita by pdhski August 17, 2008

nasalingus 

Oral sex involving the nose.

May involve inserting the tongue into the nostrils or licking the surrounding area.
Person #1: So I got this girl back to my place, and she stuck her fuckin' tongue up my nose!
Person #2: She gave you nasalingus?! What the fuck did you do?
Person #1: I gave her an angry dragon and a raspberry danish to think about.
nasalingus by Sally, Esq March 16, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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