Nascarded

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

by WorseThanHitler October 9, 2021

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

Nashtarded

One who becomes incapable of carrying on a normal conversation due to the need to blurt out random words, usually the names of professional athletes.

1)"Yeah, i asked what time he wanted to go to the gym and he answered: uh...Mickey Morandini."

"yeah, he's Nashtarded."

2)My roomate is Nashtarded.

by mike trivisonno April 8, 2008

Nascared

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.

"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"

by skisotope July 18, 2007

Nasconded

Getting absolutely wankered in the afternoon in a female friend's (often a bit of a whore) room of your choice.

Let's get absolutely nasconded.

by Odge1 May 8, 2010

natearded

1. a mix of the words nate; in this case meaning prude, and retarded; meaning stupid. it could be used to describe a fail moment

2. someone who is prude and stupid
3. a really fail moment that involves something sexual
4. someone that has "prude ears" (meaning they're prude)

guy 1: dude! she just came up and kissed u! wtf? why did u just push her away?!?! u r so natearded.
guy 2: o shut up.

by skimanloveshamandskiingatsquaw April 13, 2010

NAStarded

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

by Person With Sense February 7, 2010