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NASCARING 

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race
dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won
NASCARING by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

NASCARing 

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
NASCARing by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021
A south african slag word mostly used by coloureds meaning irritating
Yoh that teacher is naaring
Naaring by South African child March 14, 2021

Nascarist 

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.
You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar
A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.
Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.
NASCARita by pdhski August 17, 2008

nasalingus 

Oral sex involving the nose.

May involve inserting the tongue into the nostrils or licking the surrounding area.
Person #1: So I got this girl back to my place, and she stuck her fuckin' tongue up my nose!
Person #2: She gave you nasalingus?! What the fuck did you do?
Person #1: I gave her an angry dragon and a raspberry danish to think about.
nasalingus by Sally, Esq March 16, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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