NASCARING

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race

dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won

by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

NASCARing

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .

by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008

NASCAR

A sport that started with southern moonshine runners building cars faster than that of the law

Richard petty the king of nascar would be the best shine runner ever

by blackfoot August 09, 2009

NASCAR

The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR.

1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night?

2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.

1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?

2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?

by Firehawk2410 December 18, 2012

NASCAR

Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.

Jim: What's on TV today?
Bob: NASCAR.
Jim: Let's go to a movie.

by Capheine December 10, 2003

nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

by agentsteve September 23, 2006

Nascar

The average red neck sport

I’m taking you to watch nascar and split a beer with ya

by Kidswillbekids May 10, 2019