36 definitions by Fotofly
Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
by Fotofly November 23, 2010
1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.
2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.
by Fotofly December 5, 2010
Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.
Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.
After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".
by Fotofly November 25, 2010
She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010