by Fotofly December 02, 2010
when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.
Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.
by Fotofly November 23, 2010
1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.
The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.
by Fotofly November 25, 2010
She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.
Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.
For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.
For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010