36 definitions by Fotofly
by Fotofly December 02, 2010
Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
by Fotofly November 23, 2010
1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.
After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!
by Fotofly December 08, 2010
1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
by Fotofly November 23, 2010
1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
by Fotofly November 29, 2010
1. a reclusive, rural, mountain man who lives in the wilderness, and makes moonshine for a living.
2. a stillborn billy goat
2. a stillborn billy goat
The history of Nascar can be traced back to a backwoods "stillbilly" named Jed, who made and smuggled White Lightning Moonshine in a fast car.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010

