NASCAR-dick

When a penis curves to the left due to frequent masturbation with the left hand.

"Dude, my dick curves to the left so much it almost has a complete bend!"

"Yeah, dude, you have a NASCAR-dick. Quit jerkin' off so much with your left hand. Change it up to keep it straight."

NASCAR-dick by Balthazaar December 13, 2012

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NASCAR Dick

When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.

The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick

NASCAR Dick by Picax8398 February 20, 2018

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