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musterbate

To sit idly and think.
"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."
musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Muster Cluster 

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.
Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!
Muster Cluster by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011
a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day
After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.

Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.

Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
Muster by 7h0rn3 February 11, 2010

muster a buster 

When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.
I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!
muster a buster by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Fernando Muslera

The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.
Did you see him? That's Fernando Muslera.

Mustenance 

A cake like substance or smell, or any combination of the two, that exudes negative vibes.
That weird brownish black shit that gets all caked onto your computer mouse or video game controller, that's the mustenance.

I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.

The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.