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musterbate
musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005
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Muster Cluster
Muster Cluster by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011
Muster
After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.
Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.
Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.
Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
muster a buster
When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.
I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!
muster a buster by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
Fernando Muslera
The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.
Fernando Muslera by Zena & Hercules July 24, 2010
Mustenance
That weird brownish black shit that gets all caked onto your computer mouse or video game controller, that's the mustenance.
I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.
The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.
I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.
The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.
Mustenance by Captain Mustenance July 16, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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