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a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day
After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.

Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.

Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
Muster by 7h0rn3 February 11, 2010
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1. to think up something clever
2. to conjure or summon
"Your a wizard Harry! Muster up some kind a flying device to get us out of here lad!"
muster by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005
A person, usually a man or boy, who is so broke they got no money or weed. So they scrape bowls, save peoples roaches, and basically try to muster up what ever they possibly can to get high.
"Man.... back in 1994, there were a lot of "muster" ass bitches."

or

"That dude Ben" he is a real "Muster."
Muster by crabbie420 November 14, 2012
to suck on (usually referring to the sucking of a nipple)
when one is mustered it can releave pain as well as stimulate your senses

WARNING: DO NOT MUSTER ANYONE AS IT MIGHT CAUSE LEAKAGE OF MILK
thou shalt muster thy nipple until it is the size of thee morsel
muster by morsel man April 2, 2009

Muster Cluster 

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.
Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!
Muster Cluster by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011

muster a buster 

When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.
I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!
muster a buster by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

muster roll 

MR is a record,in which names, particulars and attendance of daily, amount payable to them and the work done by them are recorded.
Lets fuck up the Muster Roll, first thing to fuck manager up.
muster roll by Dpacesaqya September 13, 2017
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