caked

Highest level of high.

when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.

by JizJones February 18, 2008

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

by metdizzle February 16, 2008

caked

To be extremely wealthy, loaded

Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked

by Touch67 December 16, 2007

caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

by womoma April 15, 2005

caked

To be fed excessive volumes of dessert in a manner in which it is impolite to refuse. Usually after a large meal, or when one has a valid reason for not eating cake (diabetes, for example.) Aggressively done in some cultures.

I went to Oddi's house and his mom caked me to the point where I had to flip my plate upside down to prevent more cake from appearing.

by irrelevant592 August 18, 2013

caked

crazy baked

holy fuck im caked

by MODIXFOMOCHIX June 07, 2009

caked

to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.

"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!

by don yo February 17, 2008