1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self
I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED
by rmyc November 14, 2010
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when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.
ew man look at her face, its caked.
by metdizzle February 16, 2008
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When you have devoured a space cake full of weed. Rather than being baked, you are caked.
Man that space cake has left me caked.
by Sarah Greta June 25, 2013
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Similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. You see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. Like wtf is she?
Mayes: What happened to you and that one girl.

Tanner: I got CAKED! She look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and I didn't know who the fuck she was at the end of the hike.
by SLbaseball February 10, 2015
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To shit one's self and end up with defecation on one's undergarments.
Oh no! My pants are caked! I hope it hasn't got onto my trousers.... Ugh! It's all warm and squidgy! It better not give me nappy-rash....
by The Way It Is May 15, 2012
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