caked

Highest level of high.

when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.

by JizJones February 18, 2008

Caked

1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self

I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED

by rmyc November 17, 2010

Caked

When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.

Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.

by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

by metdizzle February 16, 2008

caked

To be extremely wealthy, loaded

Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked

by Touch67 December 16, 2007

Caked

When you have devoured a space cake full of weed. Rather than being baked, you are caked.

Man that space cake has left me caked.

by Sarah Greta June 29, 2013

Caked

To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.

Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.

by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004