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Paddock 

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n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.

I need to put my horse in your paddock.
Paddock by Gulge August 16, 2008

Paddock 

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Paddock; A room in one's home or at a swingers club that contains toys to ride to obtain sexual gratification such as a Sybian, pommel horse with penis, inflatable bouncing ball with penis, tables with dildos, etc.
While at the new swinger's club, my wife and I entered a room called the Paddock. We found several Sybians and cock balls occupied by women all in various stages of orgasm. There were also two pommel horses with cocks.
Paddock by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

paddock basher 

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A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010

Paddock Wood 

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A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.
'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

Paddock Lake

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A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville
Man why are we going to paddock lake?
Paddock Lake by Reaper89 August 10, 2008

paddock laugh 

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every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.
*paddock laughter*

yeah, i'm crappy at examples....so what?
paddock laugh by wild_stylee May 19, 2005
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