masterasta 

Describing the strong, positive expression of Rastafarian belief and culture. Commonly used by gormless middle-aged white dudes who also say things like "gormless".

Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta

masterasta by Deucalion999#Deucalion May 10, 2017

masterspacing 

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

masterspacing by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

Masterbaster 

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

Masterbaster by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

masturstalk 

to masturbate whilst stalking

By this point Ollie had become a hopelessly compulsive masturstalker, spending hours on end masturstalking furiously to friends & acquaintances on facebook.

masturstalk by Angerthor March 5, 2011

mastershake 

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.

My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.

mastershake by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Mysterista 

A Starbucks barista whose name you don't know.

Dude, that mysterista is smokin! I've gotta get her name...

Mysterista by Hjfreyer January 6, 2009

MastersBating 

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

MastersBating by Rockweezy April 8, 2010