Musberger 

Splooging on a woman's upper lip shortly after eating asparagus.

"Zambrano hit a walk-off and I gave Susan a Musberger. It was a pretty good Saturday."

Musberger by AlabamaHotPocketChamp June 7, 2009

Mushburger

A wave that is completely weak and powerless, not even suitable for a longboard.

"did you go out today?" "yeah but it was total mushburger"

Mushburger by cockneyfjalkjfie July 14, 2009

Manberger's Syndrome 

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

Manberger's Syndrome by Banana07 November 22, 2011

milberger 

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.

<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum

milberger by rapistwit September 1, 2009

Mudburger 

When you shit your pants and especially when you have to sit in it (like in a car stuck in traffic) and you can feel the shit between your buttcheeks (buns).

I couldn't hold it any longer, I made a hot mudburger in my shorts.

Mudburger by AO Style October 13, 2010

musburger 

(MUSS-bur-gur; v, n.)- Aggressive cunnilingus or the act of aggressive cunnilingus, typically wet and/or sloppy in nature.

My girl said she was hungry for pleasure, so I gave her an extra large musburger and she was quite satisfied.

In 6th grade, I fantasized about musburgering the shit out of the middle school librarian.

musburger by Ghengis Kahn January 6, 2008

Massbergers 

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

Massbergers by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017