Massbergers 

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

Massbergers by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017

Musbergers

Testicles and scrotum.

"Lebron got hit in the Musbergers by Draymond Green and then the series turned." - Rich Eisen, 6/7/2017

Musbergers by better.worse.OK June 7, 2017

Brent Mussberger 

A jack-ass commentator for ABC who has a fast growing drinking game named after him as of 2007. Known for his use "Parder" and horrible banter with Jack Arute, this man has clearly been exposed as the lesser half of the team since his "Pardner" Keith Jackson retired in 2006

If I ever saw Brent Mussberger at a game he was calling, I would punch him in the face while he over-touted the Big 10.

Brent Mussberger by Scott Ladd December 3, 2007

Dumb-Assbergers

Someone who acts like they have Asberger's syndrome (i.e., socially inept) but is not so smart.

Their kid is totally weird but he takes the short bus to school...he must have Dumb-assbergers.

Dumb-Assbergers by eddddddddddddddddd December 23, 2008

Assbergers

A reall smart autistic jackass

"You must have assbergers, you fucking cunt"

Assbergers by TheThiccAsshole January 3, 2024