milberger

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.

<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum

by rapistwit September 1, 2009

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Musberger

Splooging on a woman's upper lip shortly after eating asparagus.

"Zambrano hit a walk-off and I gave Susan a Musberger. It was a pretty good Saturday."

by AlabamaHotPocketChamp June 7, 2009

Musbergers

Testicles and scrotum.

"Lebron got hit in the Musbergers by Draymond Green and then the series turned." - Rich Eisen, 6/7/2017

by better.worse.OK June 7, 2017

mitbürger

A person of any ethnic origin, that you detest to the limit for whatever reason

Person 1:"Hey, how is your day going, heard you deranked to bronze yesterday"

Person 2:"Stfu, you Mitbürger"

by Nibbiwithtribbi September 17, 2021

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007

Momberger

1) Noun. He who fornicates publicly without reason.

2) Verb. To fornicate without reason in public

That dude's such a Momberger. He totally fucked that chick right at the counter.

She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.

by Fascist Pork August 20, 2006