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(MUSS-bur-gur; v, n.)- Aggressive cunnilingus or the act of aggressive cunnilingus, typically wet and/or sloppy in nature.
My girl said she was hungry for pleasure, so I gave her an extra large musburger and she was quite satisfied.

In 6th grade, I fantasized about musburgering the shit out of the middle school librarian.
by Ghengis Kahn December 14, 2007
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(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s sexual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of testicles against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.
You gonna give her the ol’ Musburger?
He tried to Musburger me and I was not having it.
by airmanada October 29, 2013
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Creepy comments of a lewd nature from old trolls aimed at attractive young women.
That old guy at the store kept giving me the musburgers.

If I hear another musburger I'm going to freak out.
by mr_rimmher January 10, 2013
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A nice wet vagina with many of the same characteristics as Brent Musburger's face, who by the way, no one fucking likes as a college football announcer. I mean really, did you watch the Virginia Tech vs. Boise St. football game? He was terrible. In fact, Brent Musburger has prolly never even tasted the Musburger before. Asshole. Brent Musburger is a pussy.
I wanna lick your musburger
she had the hairiest musburger I've ever encountered.
by Mound Pounder September 06, 2010
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