Mushburger

A wave that is completely weak and powerless, not even suitable for a longboard.

"did you go out today?" "yeah but it was total mushburger"

Mushburger by cockneyfjalkjfie July 14, 2009

mushburger

A particularly gnarly wave that thrashes the surfer.

Dude, that thing was mushburger.

mushburger by geoff July 8, 2005

mouseburger 

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

mouseburger by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

muffburger

Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.

I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.

muffburger by Damo February 4, 2005

Mudburger 

When you shit your pants and especially when you have to sit in it (like in a car stuck in traffic) and you can feel the shit between your buttcheeks (buns).

I couldn't hold it any longer, I made a hot mudburger in my shorts.

Mudburger by AO Style October 13, 2010

musburger 

(MUSS-bur-gur; v, n.)- Aggressive cunnilingus or the act of aggressive cunnilingus, typically wet and/or sloppy in nature.

My girl said she was hungry for pleasure, so I gave her an extra large musburger and she was quite satisfied.

In 6th grade, I fantasized about musburgering the shit out of the middle school librarian.

musburger by Ghengis Kahn January 6, 2008

Cunt Messburger

Cunt "Woody" Messburger (pronounced /ˈmessbɜrɡər/; born May 26, 1939) is an American dorkcaster for the ESPN and ABC television networks. Formerly with CBS Sports and one of the original dorks of their boring program The NFL Today, Messburger has covered NBA, MLB, NCAA college Football and basketball games. Messburger has also served as a studio dork for games, a play by play dork, and halftime dork. He has also performed post game wrap up dork segments and covered championship trophy dork presentations.

POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005

LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.

Why would anyone hire that dork, Cunt Messburger?

Cunt Messburger by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010