Mulking

(verb)

To "mulk" is to gently dip one's balls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.

Seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old English practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day's work.

After a long day's work, Geoffrey surprised me with a Cup-a-Soup that I'm sure he sneakily gave a good little mulking beforehand.

Oh he does look after me!

by #VOTEGOAT January 25, 2016

Mulk

To draw milk from a cow.

I mulk the cow

by Driftmulker August 29, 2018

Mulk

A combination of Money and Hulk, used to describe a person who is throwing money around when angry or upset, like hulking out

Ooh, rich boy Mulk ordered some fancy new pants because he spilt salsa on his! Or...Mulk called in a contractor for a whole new bathroom due to the sound of that faucet drippping!

by Chester the bubble getter April 28, 2021

mulk

acronym used to describe an ugly person, stands for "Messed Up Looking Kid"

"Did you see that kid with the huge ears? He's a real mulk."

by WWJBD November 26, 2006

mulk

A very cool guy who posts on the aquabats forum.

Mulk is so cool, I want to wet myself!

by Totally Batty July 9, 2004

Mulk

mulk is like milk but from a woman.

hey beautiful can I have some of your mulk?

by dustulator January 5, 2023

mulk

First, you need a friend and a shovel. Go to the cemetary and dig up a freshly buried woman. Put your mouth on her vagina and have your friend jump on her stomach. Drink whatever comes out.

Dude, I can't believe you mulked my Grandma. Not cool dude, Not cool...

by Crabbnugga April 5, 2005