A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.
Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.
by pantyteamaster August 09, 2010
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Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
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Get the big league chew pussy mug.A term used in business or in other large organizations. If this term is used on you, then you are about to get fucked over in a such a way that will almost destroy you. Usually used by supervisors to their subordinates or can be used in peer to peer conversation.
Hey Bob I know you have been working here almost 15 years. Well you are a good guy and all but remember no matter what happens. It's Just Business. No hard feelings we can still be friends
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Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
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