Get the Stroking mug.by Mirosui August 26, 2005
Get the stroking mug.A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
by Pro-Love Girl April 13, 2011
Get the Stroking mug.stroking
(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke
Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE
Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-
Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-
Examples:
(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke
Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE
Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-
Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-
Examples:
by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019
Get the Stroking mug.Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.
Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.
Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?
Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.
Thelonius Jackson: Word.
Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?
Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.
Thelonius Jackson: Word.
by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011
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