Mortism
Mortism by Isabellaisella July 8, 2021
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wigger mortis
When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state
wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was
wigger mortis by Fulano87 November 24, 2009
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Mortism • mortismillers • mostismore • Mortimer • Mortis • Moitism • Martism • Mortisultarian • martismo • Morbism
Moitism
Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies
Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
Martism
Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism
Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019
Richard and Mortimer
A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.
Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017
Moitism
Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great
Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism
Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
Trigger mortis
A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.
Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011
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