Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Vinman7122

Nadnurb

A guy who wears glasses but happens to have a large penis.

by Vinman7122 October 17, 2016

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A spider with only seven legs, born on a leap year. This spider's mother was cursed by a russian witch by the name of hilda. A tnecniv can't eat insects and can only eat its own web. This spider can only die if it is eaten by a spider of its same species in Topeka, Kansas. When it is eaten, the cannibal spider will inplode, never to be seen again. Seeing a tnecniv will cause extremely bad luck, unless you give it a spider leg, then it will give you extremely good luck.

Guy1: "Dude, I'm scared, i think i saw a tnecniv yesterday, but I didn't have a spider leg!"
Guy2: "What?! Thats super bad luck! I don't think we should be friends anymore, for my own sake."
Guy1: "Fuck you dude."

by Vinman7122 December 8, 2016

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Closos

A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.

*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."

by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

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Battery buddy

Someone in Titanfall 2 who will give a battery to a teammate, rather than taking it for themselves. These are the most generous people in the whole game, and are awarded in accordance. The only person better would be an Omega Battery Buddy, who is someone that will give you a constant supply of batteries, usually using their boost, while you are in a titan.

1: God, my titan is such low health, I'm done for sure!
2: Nah, its fine dude, I've got a battery for you.
1: Wow, what a true battery buddy

*Battery Buddy is awarded with his own Titan*

by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

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