spasm

annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.

She is a spasm.

by krizzia June 20, 2011

spasm

When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.

"Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!"
"HAHAHA look at Jamie! He just totally spasmed!"

by wasofine March 12, 2009

spasm

total wreck the head whom you dislike a large amount :

person 1: yeah well i dont think its any of your business if i pretend to have an eating problem to get attention and i steal other peoples love interests.

person 2: you spasm. go away.

by ThatCatzGirl January 18, 2009

spasm

Spam advertising images that appear on web sites and undergo jittery motions in order to catch one's attention.

Man, I can't make it out for all the freekin' spasm on my screen!

by Jay Hoffman September 22, 2008

spasming

The time a muscle or group of muscles in your body go ultra, super tight and shake uncontrollably for a period of time. Usually occurs among atheltes after extended periods of over-exertion on their muscles

Last night, my arm was spasming

by Aimée & Ryan February 07, 2006

Spasm

From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.

"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

by little-miss can't do wrong March 03, 2007