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Mortis
A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.
No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!
by AirTrafficControl2 August 21, 2020
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Jazz Cabbage
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Mortis
Creature of the night
Takes your silly useless soul and rips your friends and then says 'Mortis, bringer of doom' while if you get a Mortis he makes ongoals in Brawl Ball!
by Born on 20 april 1884 April 22, 2020
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Morti
Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!

Person II: I know! It's Morti!
by StalkingChris November 17, 2004
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Mortis
A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events
*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
the mortis:

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by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021
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A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005
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Mortis
The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.
"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."
by Mortis June 30, 2004
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