Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great

Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism 

Originating from the Telugu phrase," మీరు స్టుపిడ్ ఇడియట్" moitism is when you say something outrageous and false to make yourself seem good

Did he just say he had shex? Don't listen to his moitism

Moitism by Chungus fungus BOI December 26, 2018

Moistism

An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.

1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.

Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011

Moinism 

When you do a "Moin" style act (With Moin meaning- being - the best of the best)

Whoah that guy just benched the Empire state building!

A Moinism if i ever saw one there.

Moinism by Moin101 January 16, 2010

monitism

A way of enduring everything in funny way yet getting to solve things outside once endiviour.

Monitism is the best.

monitism by Monit August 13, 2021

Mortism

A religion in which you worthship Mort from madagascar

person #1: hey do you support mort?

person #2: yes, I am in mortism

Mortism by Isabellaisella July 8, 2021