mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.

Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok

by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005

Mortis

A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.

No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!

by AirTrafficControl2 August 21, 2020

Morty

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event

I got to take a big fat morty

by Im yourr mammy April 15, 2019

Morty

Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017

Morty

Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.

Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 06, 2020

morty

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.

"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"

by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 08, 2018

Morty

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

by RichardRyder69 February 05, 2016