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When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded
Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism
Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019
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martison 

A guy who is the most fun person you will ever meet, he will coach u if u wanted it and workout wit u too, He's also very hairy like a monkey but so what he's cool asf, He is so sweet and He also is good wit the ladies also you would be so lucky to ever hang out wit a guy like him, or even date him.
Girl 1: omg girl i just got a date wit a very sweet monkey like guy
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Martison
Girl 2: Damn girl that figures, shiii let me find ma self a martison
martison by workinit May 29, 2018
The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as the principal god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the vacuum which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits.
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
"Martism is the BEST religion in the world!"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"
Martism by Poupie Babe September 17, 2017

Marismouth 

The act of involuntary mouth movements without the pronunciation of words. Typically associated with high levels of alcohol or any inebriating substance.
Did you see Jacob last night after the wedding? He had total marismouth trying to hit on the bride.
Marismouth by BigOlFudge August 12, 2021