Morbism

The religion with one morbillion believers practiced by Morbists following the teachings of Dr. Morbius. Followers of this religion must morb one morbillion times a day.

Morbism is the most popular religion in the world and has over a Morbillion followers!

Morbism by High Priest of Morbism July 30, 2022

Morbisexual

A sexuality revolving around the Anti-Hero "Morbius" meaning you are only tunnel visioned and sexually attracted to Morbius

"hey are you straight or gay?"

"neither im Morbisexual"

Morbisexual by Owen Berdan April 21, 2022

moobism

An awkward comment made by a "moobs" a person who enjoys making situations uncomfortable by their sayings. An example would be someone like J-Writ

The following would be considered moobisms:

"If they want it they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands"

"I don't wanna fuck with my uterus"

"We go both ways...If you know what I mean..."

"I'm afraid of ketchup"

ETC.

moobism by javier menendez November 15, 2007

morbis 

To have three or more chins

Whoa!!! You so morbis you could be a BBW model!

morbis by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 1, 2010

morbium 

An undiscovered element that causes morbiuation poisoning.

1: “Hey, my doctor says I need more morbium”
2: “Morbius”

morbium by Chief the Bull June 15, 2022

Morism 

Morism is a Christian Pagan based religion that worships the lord Hisoka Morow. The blessing of this religion is "Blessed shwing" and is used after prayers, in church, and when talking to others. The people of Morism call themselves the Moroists.

"Morism is great! You should totally convert bro!"

Morism by Morism Leader October 30, 2020

Mortism

A religion in which you worthship Mort from madagascar

person #1: hey do you support mort?

person #2: yes, I am in mortism

Mortism by Isabellaisella July 8, 2021