Martism 

When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded

Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism

Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019

Martism 

The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as the principal god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the vacuum which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits.
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!

"Martism is the BEST religion in the world!"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"

Martism by Poupie Babe September 17, 2017

Marxism 

A term for everything republicans don't like

Republican: the democrats are marxists!
Socialist: no they're not, they are capitalists!
Republican: stop pushing your pronouns and cultural marxism on me, libtard
Socialist: "your" and "me" are pronouns. Checkmate.
Republican: (shoots black people angrily)

Marxism by EKimLipse October 19, 2023

Martim 

An handsome guy. Really smart and kind. He likes to help people and love his friends as much as his family. Be like Martim, be a awesome human beeing.

My name is Martim

Martim by machosigma69 February 22, 2017

Martim 

Martim is a highly intelligent person, with a huge penis. Always ready to go out and party with his friends. He's a little reserved and shy until you get to know him, then he unleashes the beast.

I met one of those martims last night, he took me home and ravished me. It was amazing

Martim by Mr.Worldwide365 June 10, 2017

martim 

Martim is the name of a f*cking European legend

If ur name is Martim u must be a true legend

martim by Legnd December 5, 2016

Martim 

Martim is a person with a great heart! He is super intelligent. He is very handsome, so he can get all the girls.

Please, be like Martim!

Martim by Anonymouspersongoodg May 31, 2017