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Vish's brother Mortish is a person who is possibly a 10 year old child, but likely a scammer. A sweet and innocent person, Mortish is extremely gullible and can be fooled by the most ridiculous manipulation attempt. If you ever see someone named Mortish in public, attempt to scam and trick them for their personal belongings and money. Unfortunately, a Mortish is highly incompetent, which means they will likely never have more than $45 dollars to their name. Do not let this stop you from scamming them though, it will be the easiest $40 you will ever make.
Bro number 1: "Vish's brother Mortish was so gullible he traded two 20 dollar bills for 100 pennies."

Bro number 2: "Holup – lmao."
Mortish by unbeatable23 July 23, 2022
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wigger mortis 

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state
wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was
wigger mortis by Fulano87 November 24, 2009
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Trigger mortis 

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.
Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011

Rigor mortis 

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.
Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.
Rigor mortis by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.
No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!
Mortis by AirTrafficControl2 August 21, 2020

MoraisHD 

MoraisHD is a funny fat Portuguese streamer on twitch that plays video games, do reactions and do random things.
He likes to say that his friend TJI, also a streamer, steals money from kids.
One for the most popular things said by MoraisHD is: "Stop being a conas!"
and means: "Stop being an coward!"
Also "#conteúdo" , and "o TJI rouba putos." that means: "TJI steals money from kids"
MoraisHD by Doge_Plays August 16, 2018

Post-Coitus Mortis 

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.
"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."
Post-Coitus Mortis by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021