Mortishness 

Being so shocked and surprised that you stop everything you were doing. Often involves the puckering of the face as well.

What Anish said was so retarded that a feeling of mortishness washed over me. i couldn't continue reading my book, I had to acknowledge the stupidity of his statement, Y'know?

Mortishness by TK448 June 1, 2022

mirvishness 

In theatre, the state of a production that does not live up to its full potential.

Although we had greatly looked forward to seeing the musical stage adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, the mirvishness of the production was disappointing.

mirvishness by yhgjbf6hgvhj67tghby6f September 10, 2006

Mongishness 

Being and absolute mong about everything

People who don’t like milk need to stop there mongishness

Mongishness by LD112233 August 5, 2020

monkishness 

A slang word, typically used in place of dang-it, or that sucks, But it can be used in a wide variety of sentences. The root word, monkish, can be used as an adjective.

1.The bad grade I recieved in English caused me to hollar, "Monkishness!"
2. Gosh I can't stand that kid, he's so monkish.

monkishness by "K" January 16, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004