Mortishness

Being so shocked and surprised that you stop everything you were doing. Often involves the puckering of the face as well.

What Anish said was so retarded that a feeling of mortishness washed over me. i couldn't continue reading my book, I had to acknowledge the stupidity of his statement, Y'know?

Mortishness by TK448 June 1, 2022

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mirvishness

In theatre, the state of a production that does not live up to its full potential.

Although we had greatly looked forward to seeing the musical stage adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, the mirvishness of the production was disappointing.

mirvishness by yhgjbf6hgvhj67tghby6f September 10, 2006

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Mortishness • mirvishness • Mongishness • monkishness

Mongishness

Being and absolute mong about everything

People who don’t like milk need to stop there mongishness

Mongishness by LD112233 August 5, 2020

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monkishness

A slang word, typically used in place of dang-it, or that sucks, But it can be used in a wide variety of sentences. The root word, monkish, can be used as an adjective.

1.The bad grade I recieved in English caused me to hollar, "Monkishness!"
2. Gosh I can't stand that kid, he's so monkish.

monkishness by "K" January 16, 2004

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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