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mortisha 

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck
That exam was a mortisha.
mortisha by alfonso May 4, 2004
Words you can keep
Morisha means goddess of love and wisdom.
She is the epitome of beauty and is blessed with alot of booty
Everyone wants to be be friends with Morisha
morisha by mamii the saiint September 14, 2017

Martisha 

A most beautifuly gorgeous woman that will care for you in more ways than one. She will form a huge spot in your heart and will remain there forever. She is the nicest and smartest little lady you will meet.
My girlfriend is Martisha.

Mortshade Manoeuvre 

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.
Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.
Mortshade Manoeuvre by Rachey101 November 3, 2012
One of those finger snapping girls that usually say something like "What am i suppose to do without my cell phone", or "Don't go there girlfriend", or "Ohh, no she didnt!"
They have really really long finger nails and have their hair twirled up on top of their heads.
"Did you see that motisha snap her finger in the car over there?"
motisha by Denise March 20, 2004
A cute loving girl that is always ready to have fun. She likes to see other people happy. Moraisha is always ready to go to parties anytime. She makes things more interesting for people. You can always count on a Moraisha. Moraisha is also known to be an OG.
She loves being a Moraisha
moraisha by Moraisha November 5, 2018

mordishake 

Originates from the regular show. A mordoshake is a vanilla milkshake shake with mordecai’s cum drizzled on top like on a Frappuccino.
Mordecai: hey Rigby want a mordishake?
Rigby: yeaaaayyyuuuuhhh
Mordecai: *proceeds go into the other room and cum on a vanilla milkshake then comes back
Rigby: wow this mordishake looks delicious WOOOAAAAHHHHH!!
Mordecai: yeeaayyyuuuuhhh that’s because I came in it!!
Both: yeeeaaauyyyuuuuuhhh
mordishake by big poppa 42069 daddy September 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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