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Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.
we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube
Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.
She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.
monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.
Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!
monkeyphone by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

monkeylove 

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".
she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove
monkeylove by MNO September 2, 2004