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Monkeytonker 

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022
You are a monkeytonker
Monkeytonker by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022

Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist
That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!
Monkeyboard by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011

monkeybonk 

When you whack someone over the head with your penis
I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk
monkeybonk by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

Monkeybone 

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.
I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...
Monkeybone by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Donkeyboner 

something that is said inanely and completely randomly by someone who has Tourette's syndrome
As I was talking to my friend with Tourette's he "DONKEYBONER!" said, well yah there it is...
Donkeyboner by Bitch107 August 19, 2008

monkeyboxer 

A person who frequents the message boards at www.wilwheaton.net.
monkeyboxer by JonathanChance June 28, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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