monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

monkeyboner by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

Monkeytonker 

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

Monkeytonker by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022

Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist

That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!

Monkeyboard by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011

monkeybonk 

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

monkeybonk by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

Monkeybone 

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

Monkeybone by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Donkeyboner 

something that is said inanely and completely randomly by someone who has Tourette's syndrome

As I was talking to my friend with Tourette's he "DONKEYBONER!" said, well yah there it is...

Donkeyboner by Bitch107 August 19, 2008

monkeyboxer 

A person who frequents the message boards at www.wilwheaton.net.

monkeyboxer by JonathanChance June 28, 2003