monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

Monkeychunk

A palm-sized piece of excrement, firm in consistency and suitable for throwing.

Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.

by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018

Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

MonkeyPunched

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

by jbadd April 26, 2009

monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

by Howboucha December 18, 2003