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Monkeychoke

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
by Now You Know June 21, 2011
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monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.
Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!
by Matt Harper April 24, 2005
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Monkeychops

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.
Hello monkeychops!
by Kate Williams August 18, 2003
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monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.
"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!
by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010
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MonkeyChief21

The most epicest guy in the world, next to DarkMageSilverSide and is very against lgbtq+ because it is wrong 😠
You are not a MonkeyChief21 because you are not cool and you support lgbtq
by yeahmhm June 18, 2021
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monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!
by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006
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monkeyphone

A group of underground prank callers, who have a show on pcu
When I listen to monkeyphone I have NAM flashbacks!
by MoistTowelette11 April 19, 2006
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