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The celebration on Wednesday night, observing the completion of more than half of your work/school week.
Do you guys want to come over tonight and hit the vaporizer for Midweek?
Midweek by ChiefOski March 4, 2012
1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.
1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.
midgee by Pedro January 10, 2005

midweekend 

when got two free days in the middle of the week and u just get fucked up hammered or blitzed and do what the fuk ever you want.
Midweekends are usually a result of flexible work schedule and/or school schedule and is highly desired by those who think one weekend/week is not enough.
guy1: damn dude what happened

guy2: i went to this party last night and got really drunk and came home with these two chicks its awesome

guy1: u got drunk and brought strippers home in the middle of the week

guy2: yeah totally man its my midweekend

guy1: fml
midweekend by thedefguy October 21, 2010
Seriusly one of the most evil corporations in the world, along with WGCZ Holdings.

Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...

In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.

So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...

In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.

Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.
Example 1:

Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."

Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."

Example 2:

Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"

Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."

Example 3:

Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."

Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."

Example 4:

Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."

Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."
MindGeek by Fgyjt April 28, 2023

Midweek Crisis 

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
"Hey did you get to see Midweek Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"
Midweek Crisis by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

midgetkour 

When a vertically challenged person attempts to make a large jump
Person 1: Lookout! you can't make that jump!
Midget: *Screams in small* Midgetkour biiiitch
*Jumps*
*Scream in small*
*dead*
midgetkour by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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