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A person who doesn't quite fit in with either geeks or mainstream popular people. They're a bit geeky and a bit popular but never one or the other. Can be used as a positive or a negative.
Steve's jokes are so geeky, and he loves the 80's" "Yer, but he is going to that party tonight, gotta be kinda cool right?" "Hmm he must be a Midgeek"
Midgeek by DeadAwakeUK April 12, 2011
Words you can keep
The celebration on Wednesday night, observing the completion of more than half of your work/school week.
Do you guys want to come over tonight and hit the vaporizer for Midweek?
Midweek by ChiefOski March 4, 2012
1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.
1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.
midgee by Pedro January 10, 2005

midweekend 

when got two free days in the middle of the week and u just get fucked up hammered or blitzed and do what the fuk ever you want.
Midweekends are usually a result of flexible work schedule and/or school schedule and is highly desired by those who think one weekend/week is not enough.
guy1: damn dude what happened

guy2: i went to this party last night and got really drunk and came home with these two chicks its awesome

guy1: u got drunk and brought strippers home in the middle of the week

guy2: yeah totally man its my midweekend

guy1: fml
midweekend by thedefguy October 21, 2010
Seriusly one of the most evil corporations in the world, along with WGCZ Holdings.

Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...

In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.

So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...

In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.

Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.
Example 1:

Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."

Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."

Example 2:

Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"

Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."

Example 3:

Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."

Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."

Example 4:

Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."

Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."
MindGeek by Fgyjt April 28, 2023

Midweek Crisis 

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
"Hey did you get to see Midweek Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"
Midweek Crisis by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

midgetkour 

When a vertically challenged person attempts to make a large jump
Person 1: Lookout! you can't make that jump!
Midget: *Screams in small* Midgetkour biiiitch
*Jumps*
*Scream in small*
*dead*
midgetkour by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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