Fgyjt's definitions
Get the Basedmug. A really good game from 2009 for the Wii, the first game made by Platinum games (the guys that made Metal Gear Rising MGS) that should port to Switch RIGHT NOW!
(But still can totally play it on Dolphin)
(But still can totally play it on Dolphin)
It's a mad mad world and you're caugt in the game
You put your life on the line, i put a hole in your brain.
Yeah the rules are all mines, it may make you insane.
In this mad mad world is where you remain.
MadWorld
You put your life on the line, i put a hole in your brain.
Yeah the rules are all mines, it may make you insane.
In this mad mad world is where you remain.
MadWorld
by Fgyjt March 8, 2022
Get the MadWorldmug. 
by Fgyjt March 16, 2022
Get the 4channelmug. Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
Get the Real Life Womenmug. Seriusly one of the most evil corporations in the world, along with WGCZ Holdings.
Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...
In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.
So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...
In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.
Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.
Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...
In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.
So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...
In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.
Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.
Example 1:
Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."
Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."
Example 2:
Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"
Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."
Example 3:
Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."
Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."
Example 4:
Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."
Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."
Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."
Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."
Example 2:
Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"
Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."
Example 3:
Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."
Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."
Example 4:
Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."
Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."
by Fgyjt April 28, 2023
Get the MindGeekmug. Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
by Fgyjt March 6, 2022
Get the Brain Damagemug.