Definitions by Fgyjt
4Chan
A not so evil necessity.
4chan started as an forum based in the japanese 2chan, first it was the anime discussion, and eventually, the rest followed. Originally, 4chan used to be a silly little website where people from everywhere could spill their most deranged, stupid and genuinely retarded takes and opinions. Now... not so much.
After the Reddit mod invasion and the gentrification of the website, most popular subpages likes /b/ (random) and /pol/ (politically incorrect) quickly became overflowed with porn. And the rest is history.
Now there is barely no new operations, no new trolls or epic events. Is like a corporate, unfunny edgy parody of the original website back in the OG times.
But the point remains the same: 4chan is a big necessity for the entire internet. EVERYBODY could click and lurk around, and if necesarry, engage in any discussion for better or for worse. It was one of the few places in the internet were people could express their most dark and "shamefull" opinions, beliefs and fantasies without fear of consequences. That way, their inner darkness did not accidentally leaked into their real life. And that is the point: 4chan should be available to EVERYBODY, like a perfect free speech paradise.
In certain way, normies did indeed ruined 4chan by making it too mainstream.
4chan started as an forum based in the japanese 2chan, first it was the anime discussion, and eventually, the rest followed. Originally, 4chan used to be a silly little website where people from everywhere could spill their most deranged, stupid and genuinely retarded takes and opinions. Now... not so much.
After the Reddit mod invasion and the gentrification of the website, most popular subpages likes /b/ (random) and /pol/ (politically incorrect) quickly became overflowed with porn. And the rest is history.
Now there is barely no new operations, no new trolls or epic events. Is like a corporate, unfunny edgy parody of the original website back in the OG times.
But the point remains the same: 4chan is a big necessity for the entire internet. EVERYBODY could click and lurk around, and if necesarry, engage in any discussion for better or for worse. It was one of the few places in the internet were people could express their most dark and "shamefull" opinions, beliefs and fantasies without fear of consequences. That way, their inner darkness did not accidentally leaked into their real life. And that is the point: 4chan should be available to EVERYBODY, like a perfect free speech paradise.
In certain way, normies did indeed ruined 4chan by making it too mainstream.
Person 1: I have an opinion that would get me hate if i say it in public.
Oldfag: Just post it in here buddy, it ain't that hard. But don't get angry if they make fun of you.
Person 1: Ok, thank you. Huh... i trought 4Chan was like this big, scary horrible website where Incels and terrorists lived.
Newfag: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALLED ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!?
Oldfag: Just post it in here buddy, it ain't that hard. But don't get angry if they make fun of you.
Person 1: Ok, thank you. Huh... i trought 4Chan was like this big, scary horrible website where Incels and terrorists lived.
Newfag: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALLED ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!?
Taimanin
The worst, most useless and most INCOMPETENT ninja clan ever.
The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.
The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.
Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.
And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.
A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.
The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.
Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.
And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.
A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
???
(??? or ?)
The WORST and most FUCKING INFURIATING response somebody can gave you in a mmo or any other texting thing.
Like, wtf, i asked you a fucking question and you fucking typed ??? THE FUCK DOES ??? MEAN? READ MY FUCKING QUESTION AND AWNSER IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
The WORST and most FUCKING INFURIATING response somebody can gave you in a mmo or any other texting thing.
Like, wtf, i asked you a fucking question and you fucking typed ??? THE FUCK DOES ??? MEAN? READ MY FUCKING QUESTION AND AWNSER IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Death of the author
A term describing the idea of how a viewer should have the freedom to interpretate any piece of artistic work, for better or worse:
For example: Movies, webcomics, videogames, songs, paintings, and any other diverse piece of fiction.
Contrary to popular belief, this idea is neither a positive nor negative idea, but still, it can be use for the creative expresion and the opportunity to make new and personal creations.
For example: Giving a story to a background character, making a comedic parody of a gritty-horror story, Making an imaginative non-official sequel or prequel...
And as said before, this works of fanfiction can be used for both great good and evil: Anybody can make a beutifull piece of art to detone their intrepretation of any work, or by the bad side, they can make porn of it. (Yes, porn is bad.)
For example: Movies, webcomics, videogames, songs, paintings, and any other diverse piece of fiction.
Contrary to popular belief, this idea is neither a positive nor negative idea, but still, it can be use for the creative expresion and the opportunity to make new and personal creations.
For example: Giving a story to a background character, making a comedic parody of a gritty-horror story, Making an imaginative non-official sequel or prequel...
And as said before, this works of fanfiction can be used for both great good and evil: Anybody can make a beutifull piece of art to detone their intrepretation of any work, or by the bad side, they can make porn of it. (Yes, porn is bad.)
Dude: I recently watched this very cool and scary movie, but sadly, my favorite protagonist died at the end, so i will just ret-con that by making the killer dumb and my protagonist more cooler.
Guy: Wtf?! You can't do that you baby pussy boy! You can't just aply the Death of the author in that situation! BE SAD! QUIT HAVING FUN! STOP THINKING AND JUST ACCEPT HOW MISERABLE EVERYTHING IS!
Dude: Fuck you you can't tell me what to do! *Kills the guy epic style.*
Guy: Wtf?! You can't do that you baby pussy boy! You can't just aply the Death of the author in that situation! BE SAD! QUIT HAVING FUN! STOP THINKING AND JUST ACCEPT HOW MISERABLE EVERYTHING IS!
Dude: Fuck you you can't tell me what to do! *Kills the guy epic style.*
Death of the author by Fgyjt December 28, 2023
Murkoff
A Big Pharma corporation that existed since before 1938 that is just obssesed in been the most evil company in the entire world!
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
Soft Maledom
The correct subversion of just Maledom.
This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.
Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.
Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.
A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.
Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.
Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.
Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.
A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.
Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
Wife: "BABY PLEASE SLAM MY HEAD INTO THE WALL AND DESTROY MY SMALL PUSSY PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR FUCKTOY PLEASEEEEE DOMINATE ME!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
Soft Maledom by Fgyjt June 6, 2023
TROOPS, TO THE SKY
This, and "MARK TARGET" are the penunltiman last words any kid or grow adult in a current war zone hears before they get killed.
How it happents: any person existing there will hear a robotic voice over the distance screaming "MARK TARGET" or "TROOPS, TO THE SKY". Followed by either a "Love and shoot~~" from the distance or an aproaching "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!" by another robotic voice.
Them, they will either get shoot by a laser or crush by a flying robot.
How it happents: any person existing there will hear a robotic voice over the distance screaming "MARK TARGET" or "TROOPS, TO THE SKY". Followed by either a "Love and shoot~~" from the distance or an aproaching "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!" by another robotic voice.
Them, they will either get shoot by a laser or crush by a flying robot.
Random iranian kid: *just vibing.
Neon J: "TROOPS, TO THE SKY!"
RIK: "Wait, is that a No Straight Roads reference?"
1010: "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!"
RIK: *Fucking Dies
Neon J: "TROOPS, TO THE SKY!"
RIK: "Wait, is that a No Straight Roads reference?"
1010: "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!"
RIK: *Fucking Dies
TROOPS, TO THE SKY by Fgyjt June 6, 2023