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midgetkour 

When a vertically challenged person attempts to make a large jump
Person 1: Lookout! you can't make that jump!
Midget: *Screams in small* Midgetkour biiiitch
*Jumps*
*Scream in small*
*dead*
midgetkour by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020
Words you can keep

midgetocracy 

a state of government in which all executive, legislative, and judicial positions are awarded to midgets.
all public officials defer to the state demi-god danny devito.
the midgetocracy of north korea.
midgetocracy by Phil Trum July 22, 2007

Midgethorse 

an object, person, place or thing that is any or all of the following:
thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.
Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.

Did you see the Yankees win that game last night? That team is midgethorse.

Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.

Did you see that long pass by Chad Pennington? That was midgethorse.

Kobe's wife's ring that she got after he banged that tramp is midgethorse.

Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.
Midgethorse by Ridgewood October 7, 2004

midgetous 

exceptional, very, incredible, ridiculous, awesome, extreme
1)wow, dude! that building is midgetously huge!
midgetous by cannibalism is good :) October 11, 2003

Midgetuous 

Adjective: describing anything as small and accessible, designed/built for and with midgets in mind.
The kitchen features a midgetuous design with shorter countertops for easy access by the family's midget mother.
Midgetuous by T_Money$$$ September 15, 2022

Midgetous 

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.
Midgetous by Glydo December 22, 2023

Midgetous 

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.
Midgetous by Glydo December 22, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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