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mid-weekend 

The middle of the work week that feels like the weekend because you're staying out late and partying whether you're employed or, more likely, unemployed
Girl was blowing up my phone to hang out because it was the mid-weekend and she didn't have to work tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that...
mid-weekend by funemployment March 8, 2010
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midweekend 

when got two free days in the middle of the week and u just get fucked up hammered or blitzed and do what the fuk ever you want.
Midweekends are usually a result of flexible work schedule and/or school schedule and is highly desired by those who think one weekend/week is not enough.
guy1: damn dude what happened

guy2: i went to this party last night and got really drunk and came home with these two chicks its awesome

guy1: u got drunk and brought strippers home in the middle of the week

guy2: yeah totally man its my midweekend

guy1: fml
midweekend by thedefguy October 21, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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