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Someone that's sensitive and sweat and a total poes
That guy is a total merkil
Merkil by Reusie June 4, 2021
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Merkelist 

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.
Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018
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Honestly the sweetest girl ever to imagine. She’s always their for u, even if her problems are bigger. She is always nice, even if people are mean. A merilyn usually has brown hair, I have a merylin and I’m so happy I do. Yes she has up and downs but we all do. You will never forget a merilyn.
Girl 1: omg theres merilyn
Girl 2: isn’t she pretty?!
Merilyn by A frend July 6, 2018

the merciless sun god 

The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?
Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”
The Hispanic slang word for a courtesan, sugar baby or escort but less sophisticated and refined.

More like a dollar store, tacky escort with extra perks. The women are known for in cheap and trashy tattoos, big hoop earrings, boobs always on display and the outfits are usually from Rue21 and involve leopard print. They target much older white men or gringos as their main mark, preferably a below average looking white man with a Latina fetish.
That old white man spent all his money on vacations, rent and jewelry for his Meriluz.

Have you seen the horse mouth on Meriluz, it’s why all the gringos give up their money and borrow from their IRA’s

Does anyone have 5 dollars, a midi joint and a Rue 21 gift card I’m meeting with my meriluz tonight
Meriluz by Selena4life November 14, 2021
An example of a perfect human being, a person who has no flaws.
She's Merili, I wouldn't change a thing about her.
merili by hiidkidctbh October 4, 2013
when someone fucks something up beyond repair
Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
merkeled by mmmdick August 16, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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