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merkily
Example 1:
Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
Example 2:
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Example 3:
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
Example 2:
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Example 3:
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
merkily by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010
merkily
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.
2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
merkily by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026