merkilo

One who is admin abused

After the admin slapped him 15 times, he was branded a Merkilo.

by Guan Yu January 30, 2005

merkily

to act sneakily with a merkin

Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.

by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010

merkily

use of a merkin for deceptive purposes

1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.

by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010

Merkil

Someone that's sensitive and sweat and a total poes

That guy is a total merkil

by Reusie June 4, 2021

Merkiling

The act of shoving shoving a fish up your Anus/vagina and excreting it back out on a grill for your loved one

My girlfriend made me fish after she was merkiling

by anonymous April 19, 2024