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merkily
Example 1:
Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
Example 2:
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Example 3:
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
Example 2:
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Example 3:
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
merkily by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010
merkily
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.
2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
merkily by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010
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