when someone fucks something up beyond repair
Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
by mmmdick March 28, 2012
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Raped, grooped
The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.
by Dj117 January 15, 2016
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To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated
That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants
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Merkeled is a term for sexual assault by Islamic immigrants. It usually involves sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a kafir (disbeliever of Allah) and without that person's consent. The term originated in Germany, after mass rapes were carried out due to the huge influx of Islamic immigration which was enabled by Angela Merkel.
"Yo Jurgen, check out dat milf in ze short skirtzen!"
"Ja, she better cover up, or she will getten merkeled by the sand zombies."
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When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis
When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege
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Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.
While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
by thewordster July 26, 2006
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