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merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.
While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
by thewordster September 8, 2008
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merkel

to take something that does not belong to you
While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
by dp916 January 12, 2004
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merkeled

when someone fucks something up beyond repair
Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
by mmmdick August 16, 2012
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merkeled

Raped, grooped
The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.
by Dj117 April 26, 2016
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merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated
That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants
by collosoll April 26, 2016
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merkeled

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.
by mellupabbi April 26, 2016
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Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis
When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege
by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016
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